what a sick president
legit the first thing my roommate did when she came back from vacation was tear this down like what the fuck what is the problem with obama giving u some self esteem
humanity has become too strong we are evolving
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
ya i kind of believe in them. i believe that there’s spirits around.
and for aliens, i believe that there’s something out there bc there’s so many stars that can be suns so many galaxies that could have lives
thanks for asking me!!!
30: Favourite band
idk i’ve been listening to a lot of muse and third eye blind recently
34: My relationship with my parents
p good actually. i’m a lot like my mom and im quiet too like my dad sometimes and idk i love them both and they both love me.
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
people told me they got their ass eaten over 50 times the other day when I posted this
80 for me wtf
send this to an ex, crush, friend, parent, sibling, cousin, teacher. it works for all.
I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT, BUT IT WASN’T THAT
if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick
this is still SO FUNNY
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
Now let’s just unpack who is “conventionally attractive”