"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
when someone really cute calls you cute first
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
last hung out w him more than a week ago
10. What’s the lasts beverage you’ve had?
water bc starting a cleanse
17. Who do you feel most comfortable with talking to about anything?
my best friend tbh
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
omg no bc I believe that you have to be able to smile while you’re kissing
and whenever I smile and I get rly happy, I laugh so if my person wouldn’t be able to do that, that’s a sign that I shouldn’t be dating them
What You Know - Two Door Cinema ClubAnd I can tell just what you want
You don’t want to be alone,
You don’t want to be alone.
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
why the fuck wouldn’t you search up bad jokes
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am
you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face